In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.
Yep. I love this man.
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
Bless her heart.
Google had a special birthday banner for me, and my co-workers kitten’d my desk for my birthday. 26 is staring out well. :)
andddd bonus an out-take holiday office photo, and an improved actual photo.
"The first thing that went through my mind when I was told about this People shoot was, ‘Sexy? Man, I’m not sexy. How am I gonna pull that off?’ And then they told me, ‘Oh, you’re going to do it with your cat!’ So… I thought, ‘Good. Everyone will just be looking at the cat.’ So…. that’s sort-of a bonus.”
god gave us two hands for a reason