A Turtle's Dream in Outer Space

"You’ll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it’s because they’re stupid. Don’t react to their cruelty. There’s nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself."




Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.


*headstrong by trapt plays*

thepioden are you having Swan!nam flashbacks too?  I thought I’d share the terror.

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.


gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

Ladies, if you love your man show him you the fliest.

Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it.

p much the only B song I like.


every time i do it makes me laugh


every time i do it makes me laugh

Saturday babies.


Gemma Correll, on Tumblr


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